Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
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Should Dan kill his brother Steve?
Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
(this is a continuation of the original thread Should Dan Kill His Brother Steve)
Unfortunately I could not add a poll to an existing thread so cast your vote for or against the killing here.
Unfortunately I could not add a poll to an existing thread so cast your vote for or against the killing here.
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Don't mess with the Steve...
...that is all.
...that is all.
Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
As generally opposed as I am to wanton homicide...in this case, shred the lazy lout.
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
I'd vote..... But there's nothing in it for me! And we all know, it's all about me....
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
hang on......are we proposing to kill steve for being lazy and shirking his guitar repair responsibilities, or for being a coward and hiding from the missus?
I just need to be clear on this
I just need to be clear on this
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Yes.Sgt. Vimes wrote:hang on......are we proposing to kill steve for being lazy and shirking his guitar repair responsibilities, or for being a coward and hiding from the missus?...
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i could maybe vote yes, but you are gonna have to give me that concord to keep quiet about it
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Oh man, these posts are hilarious! I voted out of respect to that. (although Prof. Grogg's "Faraday" comments are a trip too)
And although I happen to be a merciful soul, others are not and it's not looking good for you Steve...
And although I happen to be a merciful soul, others are not and it's not looking good for you Steve...
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
is this still not decided yet..
Do i get the to choose the means of my end...
Do i get the to choose the means of my end...
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Steve
Since you have been such a good sport and agreed to be killed for treating your nice brother like dirt and for generally being a right proper rascal, I think it would be OK for you to choose the method, but the deep freeze, shredder, and fish food disposal option is not up for grabs.
Things aren't looking good for you so far!!
Hoax
Since you have been such a good sport and agreed to be killed for treating your nice brother like dirt and for generally being a right proper rascal, I think it would be OK for you to choose the method, but the deep freeze, shredder, and fish food disposal option is not up for grabs.
Things aren't looking good for you so far!!
Hoax
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Dan's not gonna cut his nose off to spite his face.
Steve must live.
Steve must live.
Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Decided.. I want to be smothered while trying to remove Angelina Jollies thong with just my teeth....
Think this is the only fair way to go.. Plus i get to pluck a G String for the last time..
The Views just a bonus really
Plus if it's put on pay per view Dan might be able to raise some funds for the Westones i'll miss out on....
Think this is the only fair way to go.. Plus i get to pluck a G String for the last time..
The Views just a bonus really
Plus if it's put on pay per view Dan might be able to raise some funds for the Westones i'll miss out on....
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
The comments are terrifically funny, but don't forget this is a POLL folks.
We need to vote first, comment second eh?
Only 8 have bothered to click so far. Not much of a consensus.
Won't be much of a shredding really will it?
We need to vote first, comment second eh?
Only 8 have bothered to click so far. Not much of a consensus.
Won't be much of a shredding really will it?
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Wheee! We're up to 10 votes.
Is that it? Are we done like dinner?
Not quite the response I was expecting from almost a thousand members!
I'll leave it up to Hoax to ultimately decide 1) if we're done. 2) what the ultimate fate shall be.
Is that it? Are we done like dinner?
Not quite the response I was expecting from almost a thousand members!
I'll leave it up to Hoax to ultimately decide 1) if we're done. 2) what the ultimate fate shall be.
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
G.A.S. man wrote:Decided.. I want to be smothered while trying to remove Angelina Jollies thong with just my teeth....
Think this is the only fair way to go.. Plus i get to pluck a G String for the last time..
The Views just a bonus really
Plus if it's put on pay per view Dan might be able to raise some funds for the Westones i'll miss out on....
Still want to go out this way !!!
Can we hsve a poll on this instead Barry ????
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
OK
As I predicted, he is a dead man walking.
So Steve, Angelina has to smother you. Not with a pillow, but with her fun bags, as you try to wriggle into postion enough to remove the said thong with the aforementioned GASman Steve's dental plates.
Thereafter, your nice brother Dan, has agreed to provide a chill, a shredder, and a lake for the disposal of the mortal remains of our dearly beloved Steve, who paid the ultimate price for treating his nice brother Dan as an unpaid luthier and for coercing him into hiding guitars under the bed, so that the sly surly Steve would not get a hard time from his Missus.
Steve, in the afterworld, remember two things only - Firstly, I might need some of your guitars and of course secondly the beautiful Angelina who was good enough to fly from the States to poke her perkies up your hooter until the official certification of death.
Hoax
As I predicted, he is a dead man walking.
So Steve, Angelina has to smother you. Not with a pillow, but with her fun bags, as you try to wriggle into postion enough to remove the said thong with the aforementioned GASman Steve's dental plates.
Thereafter, your nice brother Dan, has agreed to provide a chill, a shredder, and a lake for the disposal of the mortal remains of our dearly beloved Steve, who paid the ultimate price for treating his nice brother Dan as an unpaid luthier and for coercing him into hiding guitars under the bed, so that the sly surly Steve would not get a hard time from his Missus.
Steve, in the afterworld, remember two things only - Firstly, I might need some of your guitars and of course secondly the beautiful Angelina who was good enough to fly from the States to poke her perkies up your hooter until the official certification of death.
Hoax
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Rest.In.Perkie.Peace...
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
well, its a shame really steve was a good bloke underneath, gonna miss him
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
It's now official.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Ha! Nice try you dastardly weasels. That ain't Angelina's signature...
You should have listened to me earlier but no... you elected the path of pain.
On behalf of Steve's good name I this day hereby take it upon myself as my forsworn duty to avenge his good name. That's right boys, you mess with one Steve you mess with all of us...
Steve WILL have his revenge...
You should have listened to me earlier but no... you elected the path of pain.
On behalf of Steve's good name I this day hereby take it upon myself as my forsworn duty to avenge his good name. That's right boys, you mess with one Steve you mess with all of us...
Steve WILL have his revenge...
Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Just noticed the poll was way to close, and since I haven't voted yet, I thought I'd tip it over the edge.
My vote - KILL KILL KILL!
Sorry Steve, it had to be done. There is some positives from all this, it looks like your getting better internet access in the underworld, how is Lucifer keeping these days?
DAN.
My vote - KILL KILL KILL!
Sorry Steve, it had to be done. There is some positives from all this, it looks like your getting better internet access in the underworld, how is Lucifer keeping these days?
DAN.
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I'm coming to get you all !!
It'll take abit longer now i'm a 4ft plastic doll but here's Chucky..
It'll take abit longer now i'm a 4ft plastic doll but here's Chucky..
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Well, now that the deed is done, I'll become a tosser.
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Re: Should Dan kill his brother Steve? --VOTE ON HOAX's PROPOSITION
Um, I think you'll find that there's a quantum leap from "giving a toss" to becoming a "tosser".beavis wrote:...I'll become a tosser.
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Yeah i agree..Barry wrote:Um, I think you'll find that there's a quantum leap from "giving a toss" to becoming a "tosser".beavis wrote:...I'll become a tosser.
Giving means someones paying for your effort...
Becoming a tosser means your still paying for your own KY jelly & Kleenex
I Think...
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