...so what's your favorite musician joke??
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...so what's your favorite musician joke??
Not sure if I am repeating a thread but here goes....
What do you call an accordianist who carries a pager..........an optimist.
What do you call an accordianist who carries a pager..........an optimist.
musician jokes
How do you tell when the drummers stool is level?
He dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
He dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
IanO- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
It's an old one but here we go....
Q. What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A. You only need to punch the information into the drum machine once!
DAN.
Q. What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A. You only need to punch the information into the drum machine once!
DAN.
DuoFuzz- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
How many guitarists to change a light bulb?
25... 1 to actually change the bulb and 24 to stand around saying, "Nice, but I could've done it better!"
25... 1 to actually change the bulb and 24 to stand around saying, "Nice, but I could've done it better!"
corsair- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
how do you know when your drummers at the door?
the knocking speeds up!
I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it
the knocking speeds up!
I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it
xbarnesx- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
How about this...
A guitar player runs into another player that he's not seen for ages and says..
"What you been up to?"
The other replies,
"Well, you know that Eric Clapton saw my band last May and in the following June, rang me up and asked to use my song?"
1st guy,
"No way, man!!"
"Yeah, and there's more... He rang me again and said that as it's my song I may as well go into the studio and do the solo!!"
"What?!?!"
"And then he says, 'well, you may as well come out on the tour with us?'"
"Oh, man I never heard any of this, eh!!"
" I only got back to town last month and have put a band together. We played the Flaming Lizard last week, but we really sucked!!"
"Oh, yeah; I heard about THAT!"
A guitar player runs into another player that he's not seen for ages and says..
"What you been up to?"
The other replies,
"Well, you know that Eric Clapton saw my band last May and in the following June, rang me up and asked to use my song?"
1st guy,
"No way, man!!"
"Yeah, and there's more... He rang me again and said that as it's my song I may as well go into the studio and do the solo!!"
"What?!?!"
"And then he says, 'well, you may as well come out on the tour with us?'"
"Oh, man I never heard any of this, eh!!"
" I only got back to town last month and have put a band together. We played the Flaming Lizard last week, but we really sucked!!"
"Oh, yeah; I heard about THAT!"
corsair- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, forget it. The keyboard player did took care of it with his left hand during the bridge.
Oh, forget it. The keyboard player did took care of it with his left hand during the bridge.
Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
Guitarist: I broke a G-string whilst fingering A minor
kebabage- Westone Nut
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...so what's your favorite musician joke??
Play the blues backwards? The wife returns, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of jail.
If you play country music backwards? You get your house back, your car back and your wife back!
If you play country music backwards? You get your house back, your car back and your wife back!
Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
Q) How do you get your guitarist off your doorstep?
A) Pay him for the pizza
Banjo player pulls up at a petrol station late at night, needing some fuel and something to eat. Its in a tough part of town, and his prized banjo is there on the back seat in its case. So he parks in the light where he can see the car and double locks it. Fuels up, goes inside, gets himself a coffee and a snack, comes out, finds the rear window smashed, door open........
............and theres another banjo in there!!!
A) Pay him for the pizza
Banjo player pulls up at a petrol station late at night, needing some fuel and something to eat. Its in a tough part of town, and his prized banjo is there on the back seat in its case. So he parks in the light where he can see the car and double locks it. Fuels up, goes inside, gets himself a coffee and a snack, comes out, finds the rear window smashed, door open........
............and theres another banjo in there!!!
Sollophonic- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
Why do bagpipe players march when they play? Its more difficult to shoot a moving target!
Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
xbarnesx wrote:how do you know when your drummers at the door?
the knocking speeds up!
I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it
"When drums stop, very bad...Bass solo!!"
colt933- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
xbarnesx wrote:how do you know when your drummers at the door?
the knocking speeds up!
I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it
If you like drummer jokes
Whats the difference between a live drummer and a drum machine? You only punch the instructions into the machine once!
Or....
How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You know its about to happen, but you can't do anything to prevent it.
Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
What don't you have when every banjo in the world stands in a pit and you cover them up to their chins in sand??
.................. enough sand.
.................. enough sand.
Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
............the club owner hollers to the band..."i wanna see the musicians AND the drummer in my office, NOW!"
how do you keep you violin from being stolen?
put it in a VIOLA case!...................
...hello?
how do you keep you violin from being stolen?
put it in a VIOLA case!...................
...hello?
caucajun- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
caucajun wrote:
...hello?
Are those crickets I'm hearing??
Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
Iceman wrote:caucajun wrote:
...hello?
Are those crickets I'm hearing??
"chirp, baby......chirp"
caucajun- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
colt933 wrote:xbarnesx wrote:I also really like the long jungle exploration joke about the drums not stopping but havent the time or inclination to type it
"When drums stop, very bad...Bass solo!!"
thats the bad boy
xbarnesx- Senior Member
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Re: ...so what's your favorite musician joke??
This one isn't mine but I'm posting it here anyway............
How can you tell the difference between a hammered dulcimer and an Appalachian dulcimer?
Hammered dulcimers burn hotter while Appalachian dulcimers burn longer.
How can you tell the difference between a hammered dulcimer and an Appalachian dulcimer?
Hammered dulcimers burn hotter while Appalachian dulcimers burn longer.
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